that stupid iphone

i don’t know who you think you are steve jobs.  but it sure isn’t a purveyor of cool things.  ’cause the new iphone is lacking all out coolness.  what is this?  i think it’s the inotcoolphone.  that’s what i think it is.

christmas comes TODAY

WWDC! Yay!

Originally uploaded by Gernot Poetsch

say it with me: Apple Worldwide Developers Conference.

you can almost smell steve jobs approaching…

blog, blog, blog

i’m supposed to use my new blog to blog; however i’m only blogging about .04% more than i was with my previous blog.  that’s a blog to not blogging ratio of like 119%.  right?

have you read the news lately?  i just did, and it’s all like:

zimbabwe
zimbabwe
syria
syria
syria
baghdad
zimbabwe
obama
syria
obama

you know?

and then i keep getting text messages from this guy named weather channel alerts, and he’s all like severe this and severe that, and it’s annoying me.  i mean, i don’t want to cut anything off, so leave me alone!